[ TEN things you want to say to TEN different people.]

- "I hate you. I know you hate me. I tried to be your friend. At one point I MAY HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU. Not anymore. Never again. You've hurt my friend, and I hate you with the burning hot intensity of a thousand suns. Go die."
- "ZOMG. Best friend. You're an awesomitastically amazing conscience-giver, although I could do without one but ANYWAY. I love you. xD"
- "Yeah yeah. I know you think you're all that. Well, guess what? You're not. You think you can have any girl you want, but you can't. You're a self-obsessed man whore who needs to learn not everything revolves around you. Go get a real girl."
- "Why do people think you're annoying? I don't You're fun to talk to. And that's saying a lot coming from, you know, me. So... Be happy!"
- "You're kind of wierd.... Wait. Really wierd. Extremely wierd. But you know what? You're also kind of cool. Stop trying to make yourself into every other guy. I like you for who you are"
- "Friend? Friend? You don't talk to me anymore. You probably don't even notice I hardly ever go anymore. Whatevs. You used to be my best, but..... things changed. You did. Or did I? Who can tell?"
- "You're one of the coolest guys I've ever known. Transfer to my schooooool Dx Help us win a game or two."
- "I miss you. Things have sure changed, and you're... not yourself anymore. Maybe we can change that."
- "Give my sister your number. I know you waaaaaant toooooo."
- "....You're hot 8D"

[ NINE things about yourself ]

- I'm afraid to get close to people
- I'm good at some sports, I just don't like to play
- My sense of humor is usually very mean
- I think older guys are hot
- I love Wilson from House <3
- I've never had a close guy friend... well I have, but it ended horribly
- I have short-term memory loss
- I've learned that I do have a conscience, I just needed to learn how to use it
- I'm not insane because I write, I write because I'm insane (:

[ EIGHT ways to win my heart ]

- Make me smile
- Listen to my vents
- Make an effort to talk to me
- Don't pretend I don't exist
- Chocolate <3
- Point out my faults, but don't laugh at them
- Don't do wierd things. Sometimes its cool, but not over-excessive
- Hugs are always nice.

[ SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot ]

- Food
- Money
- Books
- Earthquakes
- Family
- Friends
- Danny

[ SIX things you couldn't live without ]

- Family
- Friends
- My brain =O
- FOOD.
- Internet
- Books

[ FIVE turn offs ]

- Pretending you're cool when you're not. Like when you have a rolled up piece of paper in your mouth pretending its a cigarette? Yeah, no. That just gross.
- Being too friendly. Yeah, there's such thing xD
- Taking pictures... I hate those stupid cameras
- Being mean to people for no reason
- Making fun of people

[ FOUR turns on ]

- Smiles
- Always know how to make me smile
- Will listen to me vent
- Friendly

[ THREE smileys that describe your life ]

- xD
- o.o
- |=

[ TWO things you want to do before you die]

- Meet Fox <3
- Publish a book

[ ONE confession ]

- I tend to hate people for absolutely no reason whatsoever. But, pretty soon, they give me a reason.